MY MAD DREAM OF AN ESSAY

Remember that time you ate that spicy [monkey noun]just before you went to bed on the night before the big [Christmas even]?  Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election.  When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the [emotional ] details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly.  You were in line with your family at a [MEXICO] waiting to be sent to [hell].  Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect [goofy ], looking like a crazy [Bird] who could eat a whole [pizza].   

Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "[ Society is a wave]."  You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to [Move].  But it wasn't easy.  First you had to put on a fancy [Bear] and [lady] and then you had make a [moneky] to go back in time to the [public library] so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the [idk].

But right there in the [Park] there was a giant [Wall] and it started [was] ing at everyone.  People started to [run].  You grabbed a [Tea] from a nearby [Eyes] and yelled [Be happpy].  Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going. Oh